Friday, December 19, 2008

SCIENCE

Physics – Human observers and Glorified Mathematics


How many 'quations doth a paper make?

How many 'xperiments doth truths shake?

How many humans need phys take?

As many as needed to bake cake!



Chemistry – Physics Reacting to itself


How many 'quations doth a fire rake?

How many 'xperiments doth a truth make?

How many humans need chem take?

Just 'bout 'nuf for all our sake!



Biology – Physics stew cooked by Chemistry


How many 'quations doth helix make?

How many 'xperiments doth a monster create?

How many humans need bio take?

Do we really need to 'xplicit spake?


Mathematics – Glorified Logic


How many 'quations doth a proof forsake?

How many 'xperiments doth a premise make?

How many humans need math take?

None whatsoever, why its all fake!